Lyrics to Call Me Doctor by Rachel Bilson

You said I don't look like a what? like a real doctor?
A real doctor wouldn't dress like me? wouldn't act like me? wouldn't look like me?
Ah, Hell no!

Lab coat Dolce, clipboard Prada
Vera Wang short shorts, name tag doctor
C Dub bitches, what the f-ck you expect?
Call me doctor, stethoscope hangin' round my neck

Same chick, new shit
New show, full clip
Fresh dip, new kicks only Jimmy Choos bitch
Been a little while but I'm back again
Summer Roberts back up on the track again
Peaced up out the OC
Ben & Brody, deuces
Did a couple movies
Drank a couple juices
Still they comin' at me like where you been?
You should be asking Mischa Barton
Critics talking shit about my acting
Nice chick schtick ain't happenin'
Who be bloggin' on the internet?
Child's trick, suck a tit
Get a pap smear with an oven mitt, bitch
Too hot, give your man a tent in his trousers
Stylin' so all the critics wanna doubt her
And I'm unbelievable? check your web browser
Haters get 2 words: Doogie Howser

[Chorus]
Call me doctor, what's up doc?
What's up doc? eeh what's up doc?
Call me doctor, what's up doc?
What's up doc? eeh what's up doc?

The doctor will see you

Call me doctor, what's up doc?
What's up doc? eeh what's up doc?
Call me doctor, what's up doc?
What's up doc? eeh what's up doc?

The doctor will see you

I'm an innovator, a resuscitator
You're only part dead, pass the defibrillator [clear]
I'm a monster [clear]
I go ham
Jay and Ye can keep the throne
'cuz I don't give a damn [thank you]
Every other month, on the cover of magazines, periodicals, front and center
with a pouty mouth
Still they pounce me, comin' out my house
Paparazzi flashin' out [pow pow]
When my gat come out
Little bitty actresses tryna get their asses kissed
Make me wanna slap a bitch
Put 'em on a blacklist
5 foot nothing, flow like Cam'ron
If Natalie get mad at me
Remind her who the black swan
F-ck the Emmys, f-ck the fame
Just addicted to the money and the game
So when you see us doing 80 in the prius
Full tint, louis print,
What's my motherf-cking name?

[Chorus]
Call me doctor, what's up doc?
What's up doc? eeh what's up doc?
Call me doctor, what's up doc?
What's up doc? eeh what's up doc?

The doctor will see you

Call me doctor, what's up doc?
What's up doc? eeh what's up doc?
Call me doctor, what's up doc?
What's up doc? eeh what's up doc?

The doctor will see you