Lyrics to Read A Book (Explicit) by Bomani D'Mite Armah

[Intro: imitating Lil' Jon perfectly]
(Motherfuckers ain't ready)

YYEEAAAAHHH!

(Fuckers they ain't ready)

What's up y'all? (Hahaha) This your boy D'Mite (ha)...see I usually do songs with like...hooks and concepts and shit right?

But fuck that (fuck that) man I'm trying to go platinum. So I'm 'bout to rock this shit. Check this out y'all...uh

[joined in by East Side Boys soundalikes]

[Chorus x4]
Read a book [x2]
Read a motherfuckin' book

[Bridge x4]
R-E-A-D A B-O-OK!

[Verse 1 x4]
Not a sports page (what?), not a magazine (who?)
But a book nigga, a fuckin' book nigga (yeah!)

(put that shit back one more time)

[Chorus x4]
Read a book [x2]
Read a motherfuckin' book

[Bridge x4]
R-E-A-D A B-O-OK!

(come on let me get real hard core on their asses...)

[Backup voices occur randomly]

[Verse 2]

Raise your kids [x2]
Raise your goddamn kids!
[x4]

Your body needs water...so drink that shit! [x4]

Buy some land, buy some land (what?)...FUCK spinning rims! [x4]

Brush your teeth [x2]
Brush your goddamn teeth!
[x4]

Wear deodorant nigga! [x8]

It's called Speedstick (bitch!) it's not expensive (bitch!) [x4] [last one doesn't end with bitch and has him laughing in the background]

[Chorus x4]
Read a book [x2]
Read a motherfuckin' book

[Bridge x2]
R-E-A-D A B-O-OK!
[fades out quickly]