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Lyrics to Read A Book by Bomani D'Mite Armah

[Intro: imitating Lil' Jon perfectly]
(Motherf-ckers ain't ready)

YYEEAAAAHHH!

(F-ckers they ain't ready)

What's up y'all? (Hahaha) This your boy D'Mite (ha)...see I usually do songs with like...hooks and concepts and shit right?

But f-ck that (f-ck that) man I'm trying to go platinum. So I'm 'bout to rock this shit. Check this out y'all...uh

[joined in by East Side Boys soundalikes]

[Chorus x4]
Read a book [x2]
Read a motherf-ckin' book

[Bridge x4]
R-E-A-D A B-O-OK!

[Verse 1 x4]
Not a sports page (what?), not a magazine (who?)
But a book n-gga, a f-ckin' book n-gga (yeah!)

(put that shit back one more time)

[Chorus x4]
Read a book [x2]
Read a motherf-ckin' book

[Bridge x4]
R-E-A-D A B-O-OK!

(come on let me get real hard core on their asses...)

[Backup voices occur randomly]

[Verse 2]

Raise your kids [x2]
Raise your goddamn kids!
[x4]

Your body needs water...so drink that shit! [x4]

Buy some land, buy some land (what?)...FUCK spinning rims! [x4]

Brush your teeth [x2]
Brush your goddamn teeth!
[x4]

Wear deodorant n-gga! [x8]

It's called Speedstick (bitch!) it's not expensive (bitch!) [x4] [last one doesn't end with bitch and has him laughing in the background]

[Chorus x4]
Read a book [x2]
Read a motherf-ckin' book

[Bridge x2]
R-E-A-D A B-O-OK!
[fades out quickly]