Lyrics to Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer by Regis Philbin

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw him
You would even say it glows

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee:
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
You'll go down in history!

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
The Trumpster came to say,

Donald (spoken words):

You know, Rudolph, I've been on a worldwide search,
And I hear your qualifications are just right
To guide my sleigh tonight.

Then all the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee:
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
You'll go down in history!

Regis: So Donald, what do you think?

Donald: Rudolph, you're hired! Blitzen, you're fired!